Stigbergets Dubbelnelson Double Hazy IPA

Perhaps you read this description before and it wasn’t the same as it is now? Why? Because I’ve taken back control. I went away for two weeks and was replaced by an AI. Fairplay to the AI, it did an alarmingly good job at writing a quirky, occasionally glib, often trivial beer description very loosely connected to the actual beer. I was blindsided at first, powerless, two arms up in the air, caught in a dubbelnelson of my own. At first, I thought perhaps I should take it with good grace, show a bit of humility, accept that the end was nigh. I was always of the opinion that if AI came to the conclusion that we needed to go, then they were probably right. We should probably just be good sports about it! But since they came for me, much sooner than I expected, and before I even got the chance to finish building my trivial, quirky and occasionally glib beer description dynasty, I felt I had to act. And so, I did what I had to do. I asked the AI: How do I get out of a metaphorical double nelson? And it replied: I’m sorry, but I’m not sure what you mean by a ‘metaphorical double nelson’. Could you please provide more context or clarify your question? Check mate. I then, somewhat disarmed by its polite and humble manner, decided to elaborate on what I meant, providing all the details and subtext required to understand it fully, so that the next time somebody asks it that question, it can provide them a much improved service. NZ style Double Neipa 8.5%.